True or False?

I was playing a game in my mind on the bus ride home today and thought I'd make it into a blog... As I lol'd while these thoughts ran through my mind, I thought I'd make you lol as well... I will give you my answers in a week... Just thought it would be fun for you to guess for now :)

Okay! Okay! I'll give you the answers! After many e-mails and hate mail... Yes, I said hate mail... I will just give in and give you my answers to these statements :)


I resent Penelope just a little bit for being bald and not being able to wear obnoxious bows in her hair... This statement is TRUE! The only reason I wanted two girls was to have the biggest collection of hair bows in the world... With Pennykins being bald, she's giving someone else out there the lead!

I wish Sophia could be 2 forever! So TRUE!! She's just so much fun now... I'm dreading the days that she no longer wants to hold my hand :(

There are moments in my life where I wish I could have 10 more kids... This statement is surprisingly TRUE! Coming from a large family, I just know the potential of great times...

There are moments in my life that I wish I had no kids... This statement is surprisingly FALSE... One of the toughest decisions in my life, became one of the best! I love my girls and wouldn't trade them for anything in the world... Even if some of my friends consider me boring for not wanting to go bar hopping with them anymore...

My favorite time of the week is taking the girls toy shopping and running after them in the store... TRUE! It's just so much fun seeing how excited they get every week! I love it!

I hate it when women "bounce" right back into shape after having a baby and sometimes wish evil things upon them... Hate those bitches and if I say the thoughts that are currently going through my mind, I think I could end up on that "Most Evil" television show. Therefore, this statement is TRUE!

I never want to win the lotto... TRUE! Surprised? I would never want to have that much money... I don't want people asking me for it... I don't want to think about it... I just don't want it... The real reason is I don't want anyone having any idea of how much $ I have in the bank :)

I hate it when people give my daughters stickers... EFFING HATE IT! TRUE! Stop it! They stick them all over the house and guess who has to scrape them off!

I get sad when my girls kick me out of their bedroom so that they can go to bed. TRUE! SO SAD!!!

When I look at myself in the mirror butt "nekid", I hope my daughters are also cursed with an extra stomach when they have children. Ummm... I think you might already know the answer to this one ;)

My biggest fear is that my daughters will be whores... TRUE! I don't fear the ebola virus... I fear to one day walk into their bedrooms at 11 years old and there be a penis in their mouth... So TRUE!

When people tell me that they do not want to include soft drinks at their children's birthday parties... I wonder how deprived these children are in other aspects of life... TRUE! No soft drinks?! No juice either! What's next? No Santa?!?! No birthday presents!

I hate stuffed animals... HATE! SO TRUE!

I love sitting in Barnes and Nobles and "proof reading" children's books for hours and hours... Seriously one of my favorite things to do in life!

My favorite thing to do on a Sunday is walking around the city and doing absolutely nothing... TRUE! LOVES!

As much as I love my father... I sometimes wonder why I couldn't have come from Donald Trump's sack... FALSE... Maybe? LOL!

While other people dream of a white picket fence... I dream of living in a skyscraper... TRUE! How can you beat being able to see the Thanksgiving parade right outside your window? I mean... Nothing else compares!

I really don't understand the whole deal about HD... TRUE!

My husband recently told me that the only way he will fall out of love with me is if I start passing gas in front of him... I could weigh 500 tons and the only way he would fall out of love with me is if I let one rip... TRUE! LOL! Isn't this a funny fact?

I always worry about saying the "right" thing... FALSE! What I need to do is put a filter in my mouth, lol!

I miss Dallas... True! How could I not?! Huge homes... Big hair and great friends :)

There are moments in my life where I would like to leave teething Penelope in the middle of the street crying and then pick her up later without getting arrested... Ummm... Errr... I'll keep this one to myself ;)