I'm a mother not a nun...

I've noticed that my friends and colleagues all give me rated PG stories and it always either starts or ends with, "I'm afraid to tell you" or "You're a mom!" or "You're going to think this is stupid" or "This is so embarrassing! I don't want to tell you!". While you are most likely right at the fact that I do not care what is going on in your life because I feel that my life actually has meaning. Don't spare me the details! Please! I need some excitement in my life, even if it means living through you! I'm not 12 years old. I'm a mother and while I am an example and will not be displaying my boobs for the world to see... I actually had sex in order to become a mother! I drink alcohol! I read cosmo in the privacy of my own home (that's just because I just started reading it and blush just at the thought of reading that thing!). In other words, I'm a mother, not a nun. I am not judging you, I probably WAS you a couple of years back. So please, don't feel that you need to edit your stories for my sake. I'm all ears! :D