What a day! My brother needed some help today... He asked me to watch his son, my nephew for about 2 hours while he took an exam. Sure! Why not? I'm here to help! My nephew arrived and ran into my house and began playing in the mini nursery that I have set up in my home... As soon as he realized that he was left alone with me and the girls, he went INSANE! I didn't know what to do at first because I was just emotionally and mentally preparing myself to change a penis diaper all morning! Wash rag, CHECK! Hand coordination, CHECK! I had not prepared for a serious tantrum from a one year old! I picked up my nephew from the floor after he slammed himself on it and was just waiting for his head to spin in circles! He tried to bite me, punched me in the face and after I had a severe pain on my nose he arched his back kicked my VJJ and threw himself on the floor once again... Okay... GREAT! I had no idea what to do and called my mother who watches him most of the time and asked her what the eff I was supposed to do with this Omen child! She laughed at me and said she had no idea! Thanks mom! Five kids and you have no idea!My daughter Penelope then asked her bruised mother if I could put on Mickey Mouse... GREAT! Mickey Mouse it is... Well, she saved my life! Right then and there, the Omen, my nephew was exorcised! PHEW! I decided to check my e-mail while sitting RIGHT next to them and in a few minutes a Barbie was decapitated, there was a clump of Sophia's hair on the floor and Penelope's finger was almost bitten off... HOLY SHIT! The Omen was back so I began to pray! Not kidding! Let's just say that I began SERIOUSLY thinking of pulling out and burning all of my reproductive organs MYSELF! After a crazy day all I have to say is O... M... G...
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Aren't boys fun?! Toddler girls can be tough with their attitudes, but there is nothing that competes with a tantrum throwing, whiney pants, stubborn, x-games boy:) Although, come teenage years, I will be smiling smugly and thank the Lord that my child's tantrum years are over and yours are multiplying, lol.
Did this really happen or was I reading a script you're writting for new horror movie??
Maria
OMG is right! I'm laughing so hard I can barely see for the tears! I'm sorry you had to go through that but thanks for sharing. Sadly, I can relate! Thankfully MY child is a girl, although knowing how I was growing up and the fact that her daddy is 100% Sicilian, I'm a tad concerned... Thanks again. Best wishes for a QUIET weekend.
WHAT THE EFF!!! Boys and changing diapers scares me. Yuck!!!!!!! And don't pull my bff Sophia's hair child or you'll have to deal with "Princess Julie!"
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