What the eff!

Since being back at home with the girls, I have a couple of "what the eff" moments every single day... I thought I'd start a fun entry that I will try to do every week... Here are my what the eff moments for this week...

1. My house has so many toys that if you came in, you would think it was a daycare center... However, even though there are tons of toys all over the place, my daughters insist on fighting over my blackberry! WHAT THE EFF!
2. My husband asked me if I saw the news because there were some hostages in upstate NY... I told him that I didn't know about it and he said he couldn't understand why because the television was on all day... I told him that the only people that I watch on TV are Dora, Diego and Mickey Mouse UNFORTUNATELY, none of them report the news... WHAT THE EFF!
3. My best friend asked me why I hadn't gone to the movie theater to see the movie, I love you man. I told her it was because my 11 month old doesn't want to drive me. WHAT THE EFF!
4. My husband asked me why I hardly ever pick up my telephone. I told him it was because instead of watching the girls, I left to have some lunch and made a pit stop at a strip club... Seriously? WHAT THE EFF!
5. I worked SOOO HARD... SOO SOO HARD to get my two daughters, bathed, fed and tired enough to go to sleep before Gossip Girl on Monday and as I sat down in my dirty and sweaty PJ's to live vicariously through these 18 year old alcoholics I noticed that it was a REPEAT!!! WHAT THE EFF!