When my brothers and I were in elementary school there was a substitute teacher that would always fill in. Her name was Ms. Prince. I can't believe I remember! Well, whenever she would fill in for a teacher I would not be able to get my eyes off of her mid-section! She was a thin woman but from a child's perspective, I was convinced that she had two butts! One in the front and one in the back. My brothers and I would ALWAYS talk about Ms.Prince's butt and then after seeing other teachers with the same issue in their mid-section we named it, "teachers butt".Why am I telling this story? Well, today Sophia came up to me and poked my stomach and said, "Bootie!"... I told her, "No Sophia, that's my tummy." Then she pointed at both my backside and frontside and said, "No mommy! You have two booties!" AHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!! FORGET A COLLEGE EDUCATION SAVINGS!!! I NEED A TUMMY TUCK!!!
2 comments:
jajajajaja that must be the funniest thing I'e heard,..oh and might I add she corrected you,...you have 2 booties indeed,.....
Ha Ha Ha! What a little comedian you have:) The minute Dylan says something like that to me, I will be booking my appt with the surgeon.
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